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He jumps from the car and breaks his leg
His hobby is to beg
He waltzes on his way to eat
And growls on the stair
And underneath his smile
He has chickenwings in his stare
I even heard him barking in the driveway!

He’s always late for come in
But his penitence is real
He’s always late for everything
Except for every meal
I hate to have to say it
But I very firmly feel
Buddy’s not an asset to the driveway!

I’d like to say a word in his behalf
Buddy… makes… me…laugh

How do you solve a problem like Bud-dy?
How do you catch a cloud and pin it down?
How do you find a word that means Stay Down?
A chickenwing thieft! A will-o’-the wisp! A clown!

Many a thing you know you’d like to tell him
Many a thing he ought to understand
But how do you make him stay
And listen to all you say
How do you keep a ckicken thief un-manned?

Oh, how do you solve a problem like Bud-dy?
How do you hold a bad-dog in your hand?